You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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