let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I want a musical about memes.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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