capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
These tits shall not be calmed
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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