Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Also, beer. Big fan.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My dick has a subreddit
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Randomize
