no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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