it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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