Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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