Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
We are all done wearing pants today
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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