Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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