So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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