Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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