I'm gonna have a badass scar
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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