is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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