hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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