come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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