If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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