I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize