I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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