my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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