He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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