matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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