what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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