when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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