he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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