so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
