You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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