The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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