Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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