it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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