sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i out mim tonsoeep
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