I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Do you still have your period?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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