And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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