Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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