he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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