So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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