Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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