I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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