no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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