my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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