Kiss
Puke
You can't motorboat a personality
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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