She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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