Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
