Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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