you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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