I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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