You really coming over, don't trick.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Randomize
