how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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