I don't remember. Are we still dating?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
