you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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