Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Bring me that man meat
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I would ride that face into the sunset
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
