im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
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